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First place! Lupin Sansei!
Oh!
Ah!
Why?
Oh!
It was early!
Oh!
Today, I am Lupin Sansei!
I gathered with Mr. Teo!
Ah!
This time, I'm going to use a jackpot!
Who is the most Lupin Sansei-like?
I would like to decide that!
I would like to introduce myself in order from the first person!
Lupin Sansei!
This voice is Heisei's Lupin Sansei!
This voice is my Lupin Sansei!
How is it? Did you get it?
No, I got it!
Yes, thank you very much!
Well, good luck!
This is my Lupin Sansei!
It's my first time on YouTube, but I won't miss it!
Oh!
Great!
Yes!
This is my Lupin Sansei!
Who is it?
I'm sorry!
Who is it?
It's like Rikishi's loose character, isn't it?
Hahaha!
This is my Lupin Sansei!
Hahaha!
Your condition is too bad!
My condition is too bad!
Usually, you answer interesting answers,
but this time we will judge based on how Lupin- like it is rather than how interesting it is.
I see!
Well, if you answer as usual, it will be fine.
I see!
Then, would you like to ask the first question immediately?
Yes!
Let's go first!
Sansei!
Hahaha!
First question!
Yes!
The best thief in Japan said, "This house is impossible!"
What kind of house is it?
Hahaha!
Don't shut up!
Hahaha!
They are giving up!
Lupin is giving up!
The best thief in Japan said, "This house is impossible!"
I don't think you will miss what you want to aim for.
Unlike last time and the last time,
these people are "early in the morning".
Hahaha!
If you say "early in the morning" last time, you should never say it.
Hahaha!
I see!
Lupin Sansei!
I should answer, shouldn't I?
It means that you have a white unicorn on your right foot.
Hahaha!
Who is your grandfather?
My grandfather is...
Toginchi!
Hahaha!
If your grandfather is Toginchi, you should say "shiba" instead of "toginchi".
You're good at reading, but you're slow at playing chess.
I can't play it at all.
Was it that difficult?
Isn't it difficult?
If Lupin doesn't come down...
Excuse me, who is it?
It's me.
You guys practice so lazily.
I'm here, dad.
Are you ready? Then I'll ask the person on the left first.
Is it me?
Everyone, look at me from the viewer on the left.
Is it Sansei?
You're not Arsene Lupin, are you?
It's Lupin!
I have a question for you.
Why is it a room like Utti's?
Because I get arrested in a room like Utti's.
I don't like your face and your nose.
I'll ask the person in the middle.
I only have poop in my house.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's East Park.
I'll ask the person on the right.
I had a huge hedgehog house.
It looked like me a little.
It looked like me a little, so I couldn't steal it.
It's not a drawing competition today.
Let's move on to the next question.
Everyone is Sansei Lupin.
If you have a child, that child will be Sansei Lupin 4.
What is Sansei Lupin's special skill?
I don't know.
Sansei Lupin.
I'll ask the person on the left.
I'll be sentenced once.
I'm not Sansei Lupin, I'm Sansei Lupin's wife.
I retired from YouTube six years ago.
It hurts if you say it.
I got it.
Let's look at it from the right side.
You stole someone's answer.
You stole my answer.
But you can say it's your specialty.
Right?
The middle person.
Give me the microphone.
I've been doing this for over ten years.
Your answer is...
Let's look at the left side.
My name is Shinsu Kudo.
Why?
I can imitate a second-year student.
I can imitate Shinsu Kudo, who is a second-year student.
Does that mean you're already a second-year student?
My father and I are second-year students.
You didn't even say "baro".
This is the last question.
You all love women, don't you?
Of course.
Of course I love women the most.
What did you say?
This is a famous line that Elvin said.
There is a line that says, "When you look at a woman with all three conditions, why do you want her?"
What are the three conditions?
F cup or more.
And?
Pachinko.
She's good at pachinko.
And?
Her lips are hot.
One of them is that she is beautiful.
Oh!
You're the one who shouldn't say "oh" right now.
The second one is that she has a good proportion.
And the other one is that she is my enemy.
There is a famous line like this.
That's right.
So, everyone, this is a problem.
When you look at a woman with all three conditions, why do you want her?
The first one is "next".
And the first one is "complete".
So you don't like women?
That's a good question.
I have a dream of being a cute man like you.
If you don't do it, you'll never know.
Yes, you're right.
Let's start with Rupan in the middle.
OK. I have three conditions.
First, I want a woman.
Oh, you want a woman.
You're a woman, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
Oh, you're a woman, aren't you?
You didn't ask me.
I'm a woman.
I want a woman.
First, I don't leave any food.
Next, I go to Tsutaya Meccha.
And I want a woman who doesn't show her familiarity card and doesn't collect points.
Is that a good idea?
Yes, it is.
I see.
Let's start with Yagata.
I like being in a group that meets three conditions.
The first is acceptance of negative numbers.
The second is repeated reflection.
And Rupan's acceptance.
Thank you very much.
I'm a cute man with three conditions.
Oh, you're a man.
The first is acceptance of negative numbers.
The second is repeated reflection.
And Rupan's acceptance.
Rupan's acceptance.
Oh, my God.
We're all busy today.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe I'm going to be arrested.
Hey, you're a big guy. Stop it.
If you catch me honestly...
Oh, my God.
You've been arrested.
Oh, my God.
Today's video was a video of me in a weird outfit playing badminton.
Oh, my God.
Please say goodbye with your usual greeting.
Yes.
One, two...
Bye!
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